Bowl of Dicks: Gaming Edition

List of people and things related to video games that can EAT A BOWL OF DICKS:

Sega
Sonic the Hedgehog
Nintendo
Reggie Fils-Aime
Wii U
EA
microtransactions
DLC
free-to-play
early access
Call of Duty
Battlefield
Ubisoft
Assassin’s Creed
DRM
lack of 3rd party support
Polytron
Phil Fish
Fez
Gone Home
Dear Ester
Flow
Journey
Flower
thatgamecompany
shitty battery life
motion controls
Kinect
Microsoft
massive power bricks
Phil Spencer
Peter Moore
Mass Effect
Xbox One
Peter Molyneux
Bobby Kotick
World of Warcraft
The Elder Scrolls
Shenmue
the “inevitable” all digital future
friend codes
Dreamcast
Genesis
Master System
Virtual Boy
3DO
Jaguar
Atari 2600
Game Gear
Nintendo 64
GameCube
Xbox 360
Nintendo’s user interfaces
ads integrated into user interfaces
PS Vita memory cards
Commodore 64
Halo
Master Chief
Super Smash Bros. community
PlayStation Now
games as a service
Ouya
mobile gaming
OnLive
Telltale Games
The Walking Dead
Cliff Bleszinski
Duke Nukem
Borderlands
Randy Pitchford
Gearbox Software
Jonathan Blow
Braid
The Stanley Parable
Kickstarter
Double Fine Productions
Tim Schafer
Psychonauts
Queasy Games
Everyday Shooter
Grasshopper Manufacture
Goichi Suda
No More Heroes
Angry Birds
Minecraft
Super Meat Boy
Shadow Complex
Don Mattrick
Zynga
tower defense
ludonarrative dissonance
Sega CD
CDi
32X
David Cage
Heavy Rain
Beyond: Two Souls
Charles Martinet
Nolan Bushnell
Pokemon
John Riccitiello
Geoff Keighley
Stephen Totilo
immersion
Michael Pachter
Doug TenNapel

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